"My favorite time travel paradox: You go back in time to 1919, and bring with you a book containing some short stories written by Hemingway in the 30s. You support yourself in the 1919 world by publishing those stories -- under your own name -- in some little magazine. (Of course, I know you'd never actually do such a thing, but this is a thought-experiment.) A few years later, Ernest Hemingway, at a low ebb in his life, needing money desperately, and, not drunk enough or sober enough to write, decides to plagiarize those stories, since they were published in an obscure, almost unknown magazine. So he does, and they eventually become part of the Hemingway canon. The question is: Who wrote the stories? Looks to me like no one did." - Kevin Alfred Strom

I’m Often Misquoted

I’M OFTEN MISQUOTED: Two quotes of mine are often given incorrectly, the first because of imprecise remembrance of a memorable idea, and the second because of a purposely or inadvertently sloppy journalist reporting on my historic trial.

The first is my maxim on the rulers of society, which exists online and in print in a dozen different variations, some of them probably more elegant than my original.

What I said was: “To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?”

The second common misquotation is of my statement on racial supremacism when I was on trial in 2007 (at which trial I was acquitted of all charges). The press had repeatedly accused of me being a “White supremacist,” a totally false claim since I oppose all forms of racial supremacism (one race ruling over or dominating another and denying the other’s self-determination and freedom).

The papers and those who parrot them had me saying “I’m no more a White supremacist than the Dalai Lama,” a nonsensical statement since no one claims the Dalai Lama is White, much less a White supremacist.

What I actually said was this: “I’m no more a White supremacist than the Dalai Lama is a Tibetan supremacist. He loves his people too.”